Schultz Party of Four

After receiving the above email in my inbox at Cubeville this morning, I decided to compose the following...

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I only shower every-other-other day. I wear ponytails everyday. I take approximately 60 seconds to apply makeup that is at least three years old. I don't floss. My face is perpetually broken out like a thirteen year old (see previous three confessions for an explanation to that one). I get a hair cut approximately once a year, maybe. I don't water my plants at regular intervals. I don't shave my legs in the winter... or spring, or much of summer except once a week, or fall (its blonde hair, you know?). I never exercise, ever. I hate doing laundry, therefore I will wear the same outfit all weekend long (haven't gotten up the courage to try this at Cubeville...yet). I never vacuum, ever. I am counting down the days until the girls can do the laundry, which I cannot teach them because I do not know how to properly do it myself. And I need the "I'm Sorry" box far more than my kids do... shall I go on?

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I have more confessions, lots more, but this has probably already sent my mother, sisters, aunts and grandmother into a tizzy. I might be receiving new beauty products for my birthday now.

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All of that to say, I'm just as lazy as the next guy, believe me.