Tuesday, February 23, 2010

After receiving the above email in my inbox at Cubeville this morning, I decided to compose the following...
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I only shower every-other-other day. I wear ponytails everyday. I take approximately 60 seconds to apply makeup that is at least three years old. I don't floss. My face is perpetually broken out like a thirteen year old (see previous three confessions for an explanation to that one). I get a hair cut approximately once a year, maybe. I don't water my plants at regular intervals. I don't shave my legs in the winter... or spring, or much of summer except once a week, or fall (its blonde hair, you know?). I never exercise, ever. I hate doing laundry, therefore I will wear the same outfit all weekend long (haven't gotten up the courage to try this at Cubeville...yet). I never vacuum, ever. I am counting down the days until the girls can do the laundry, which I cannot teach them because I do not know how to properly do it myself. And I need the "I'm Sorry" box far more than my kids do... shall I go on?
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I have more confessions, lots more, but this has probably already sent my mother, sisters, aunts and grandmother into a tizzy. I might be receiving new beauty products for my birthday now.
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All of that to say, I'm just as lazy as the next guy, believe me.

8 comments:

kate said...

but how about if i can check yes to all of the confessions but don't also do crafts and fun projects! ha

Sue said...

I love this post!

Jen said...

Ha ha, I guess in all your amazing-ness, we sometimes forget you are human after all! Know what I love about this though? You make time for what's important: hanging out with your girls, talking with your husband, doing things, making things, loving, reading, living. Who cares if you don't floss or shave when you're so busy LIVING? It's inspiring to me!

Missy said...

hahaha! We have so much in common.
Great post.

Katie A. said...

Oh, I feel so much better now! Thanks for the laugh, Katie S.! :-)

Stacy said...

Leg shaving is overrated. :)

Brooks said...

i may have changed my fav post to this one. . . ;)

Anna Ander said...

I didn't say anything yesterday, seeing as your poor legs were getting enough attention already, but this morning while showering I remembered your "every other other day" and burst out laughing. Thanks for that! This could very well be my favourite post too.