Schultz Party of Four

We said goodbye last night - to the two stinky blankets that hang out of C's mouth, and the colorful pacifiers that have become a part of J's face (and deformed mouth unfortunately).

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Allow me to back up and explain that three weeks ago J had surgery to remove her super enlarged frenum. Also, allow me to advise you not to Google image search frenum, as it is both the piece of tissue that connects you gums to your upper lip as well as a part of anatomy that might not be appropriate for your computer screen in Cubeville...err...take it from me.

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Wow, that was random.

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So we said "goodbye". It was a cold turkey kind of quitting, the line was drawn in the sand. And behind that line lay two little girls crying themselves to sleep at the bitter loss of such beloved possessions. C, when promised a reward of Texas Roadhouse, decided the peanuts were a good trade and succumb to the offense.

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J, on the other hand. J made us pay. Every hour through the night. And we paid the most valuable price a parent can pay, priceless, precious sleep.