Schultz Party of Four

Two of the strangest questions I get asked in public:

[referring to C's beautiful blonde hair]
"Do you highlight her hair!?!"
Nice (B-rated...Brandon approved) response: "Nope"
What I'd love to say "You didn't just ask me that"
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[referring to J's curls]
"Is her hair naturally curly!?!"
Nice (B) response: "Yep"
What I'd love to say "Actually this is a perm, requires heavy sedatives, but I think it's worth it!"