Schultz Party of Four

Tonight my cousin came over with his girlfriend,

however they arrived later than we had promised Carolyn they would...

C: Mommy! I can't wait for Geoff to get here!

K: He'll be here soon

C: I can't waa-iittt it's too hard!

K: It is hard to wait, should we call him and tell him you can't wait?

C: (spotting the calculator on my desk) Um, no

[grabs the calculator]

C: I'll text him and tell him to get here!

Here's the picture of C texting Geoff! I kid you not!!!