Schultz Party of Four

At a random McDonalds on the road between KC and St. Louis

Lady at McDonalds Counter: Can I help you

Me: We'd like two ice cream cones please

Lady: Will that be all?

Carolyn: Uh, well, you're not selling anymore of those poison cups are you?

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Upon receiving a Dora birthday invite in the mail

Me: Julia! Who sent you an invitation?

Julia: The mean girl at school who pushed me!

Me: Oh dear, are you going to go?
Julia: Of course I am!

(true girl)

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At Daddy-Daughter Dance class tonight

Nothing funny was said, but I did get to see my husband do the hand jive, and that was hot. Then we shared Baskin Robbins Ice Cream, literally we all passed the four cups around the table until two tutu'd princesses were full-up on bubble-gum-chocolate-rainbow-sherbert-cookies-n-cream goodness.

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And upon waking from a nightmare last night

Carolyn: Mommy!?! I dreamt you released pit bulls so they would kill me...

but don't worry, it was only a dream!

Me: Oh my goodness, that is a very scary (and bizarre) dream!

Julia: What about me, what was I doing in your dream?

Carolyn: No Julia! You weren't in my dream!

Julia: *Huffing* Well, that's not FAIR!