Schultz Party of Four

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If you lived at my house tonight you would have eaten pancakes for dinner.

You wouldn't have needed dessert because pancakes are sweet enough - but you would have asked for ice cream anyway. We don't have any, so you might have been disappointed.

You also would have had to endure me - putting the camera very close to your face,

which you'd be cool with because you're a good sport - that's why we're friends.