Schultz Party of Four

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Bathroom stalls were meant to be shared. Alone they are quiet and lonesome little places, but when you bring along a companion (or two) you have the opportunity to discuss topics such as what the lady is doing in the stall next to you, where the curious smell might be coming from, or why on earth it would be necessary to have a trash can mounted to the wall. Additionally, bringing along companions allows for on-the-spot health experiments as they insist on touching every surface within reach to challenge the strength of their own immune system. And one musn't forget that companions in the stall strengthen your negotiating skills as you debate the merits and necessity of hand washing.