Schultz Party of Four

I could start a whole new series entitled

Carolyn's Tough Questions

Here was tonight's conversation...

C: Does God live in a house?

K: Well, kind of...

[long pause]

C: Why did the pig say 'I don't want to die'?

[referring to the story of the Three Little Pigs running from the wolf]

C: Does the pig not want to go to Heaven with Jesus?

K: Uhhhh....

[more pausing]